Everyone goes through a Led Zeppelin phase, right? I’m at least sure that every unpopular white boy does, and I’m pretty sure it usually occurs in that horrible, horrible gap between when you start to hit puberty and when you start filling out college applications.
Month: June 2014
No Hope for the Human Race: Consider ‘The Rover’
The Rover is a long, ugly slog through blood, sweat and dust.
Movies I Don’t Want to Watch: ‘Jersey Boys’
The textbook term for this type is “jukebox musical,” I know it as Let’s Take Existing Popular Songs and Wrench a Musical Out of Them. Whatever you call it, it operates under the same purpose as trying to fit a donut through a keyhole.
Small-Market Movie Alert: ‘Ida’
If life is made up of small moments, Ida is a full-length mirror.
’22 Jump Street’ and the Irony Event Horizon
To talk about the plot would be wasteful, because this movie is above the very idea of serious stakes. It’s not just a self-spoof, but a spoof of the entire culture behind the grinding out of episodic film franchises.