He’s sore, but thankful, to his friends who avenged his death. There was even a dick joke!
There’s only so many episodes we can see her getting beaten with two different kinds of sticks, after all. May as well speed up the process.
Fortunately for Maester Pycelle and his nervous sphincter, the reanimated Ser Gregor doesn’t quite have the brutishness he once did.
Daenerys may be on a bit of a bad luck streak, but it’s been a hot second since someone’s doubted her illustriousness.
Impetuous as any Stark child, Bran pushes back on why he should even want to return to the present: “So I can be a cripple again? So I can talk to an old man in a tree?”
Who knew the moment we’d all been theorizing for a full year would happen in the second episode?!
Is Jon really dead? Will his body twitch alive as Davos looks upon it? Did Jon’s spirit flee into the body of Ghost? Is Olly actually the devil incarnate? (Answers: Yes. No. No. FUCKING UGH YEAH HE IS.)
Some acts felt like retribution, others like sheer misfortune. Regardless, there was not a smile to be found in all of Essos or Westeros on Sunday evening.
An audible gasp was heard throughout the country at exactly 9:46 PM.
Not to undermine the badassness of the second half of that episode, but an equally as thrilling, if not substantially more quiet, scene also took place: Tyrion and Daenerys had a chance to talk.