Slowing the Clock and Losing Track: ‘Orange is the New Black’ Season Five
Season five tries too hard to do too little, and the result is frustratingly dull.
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In Search of Humanity on ‘Orange is the New Black’
“I am a fucking human being!”
The 3 Most Manipulative Characters in Season 4 of ‘Orange is the New Black’
“But we’re also people when there are no people around.”
The 7 Inmates with the Worst Regret on ‘Orange is the New Black’
“Just like that poster kitten or Jesus on the cross… you hang in there!”
The 6 Schemes in ‘Orange is the New Black,’ Ranked According to Success
“I’m guessing it goes wrong somehow.”
The 3 Best Confessions from ‘Orange is the New Black’ Season 4, Episode 8
“I would have treated you like a person.”
Piper’s Comeuppance: When Tribal Turns Racist on ‘Orange is the New Black’
“I don’t think racism should be a group activity.”
A Ranking of the Best Confrontations from ‘Orange is the New Black’ Season 4, Episode 6
“Pizza, daises, smelly markers, any animal, a really good dream, a warm bath, picking a booger – a dry one, pizza, graham crackers and icing sandwiches, the feeling you get when you make a really good joke and someone laughs, in a nice way, not a mean way.”
A Ranking: Who is the Worst at Doing Their Job on ‘Orange is the New Black’?
“Yeah. I like dudes. I will never find you adorable. Keep that in mind.”
A History of Healy’s Mommy Issues on ‘Orange is the New Black’
“You have to help yourself. You have to meet me halfway.”
